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Incest Is Best

Introduction: Incest…a game the whole family can play… Grandpa sits in his favorite chair, Spots his granddaughter and starts to stare, Whips out his dick and starts to stroke, He knows it’s his granddaughter he wants to poke, Calls her over and says, “Pretty please.” (271)

Two Dollar Whore

This guy is really horny, but all he has is two dollars. He goes to the nearest whore house and says to the man working there, “Look, I’m really horny, but all I have is two dollars. What can I get?” “Well, the cheapest we have is one hundred dollars. But I’ll cut you a […]

Perverted Jokes

A Penis Study In 1991, Duke University funded a study to see why the head of a man’s penis was larger than the shaft. After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the Man more pleasure during sex. After Duke published the study, […]

sikenderi lauda

sikenderi lauda aek sher ke sath me hazir hu……….. ============================ Sham diyo se sjaye baithe hai, khushbu saso me basaye baithe hai, unki diwangi to dekho, girl friend raat ko ane wali hai, aur wo abhi se sikender-e-azam capsule khaye baithe hai. (266)

two dog jokes

A woman calls her veterinarian and tells him that her male German shepherd is making sexual advances towards her. He responds by suggesting that she can bring him in to have him neutered. “No,” she replies, “All I want you to do is clip his toe nails and sweeten his breath.” (277)

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